I've been funded through some of the stimulus money to inform the world regarding various groupings of words that simply should not go together.
1. Chinese food buffet (speaking from unfortunate experience)
2. Catholic democrat
3. Sleeveless t-shirt
4. Dog sweater
5. Discount toilet paper
6. Modern design
7. Men's capri pants
8. Jesuit opening hymn written in 1972
9. Thrift store sleeping bag
10. Director George Lucas
11. Boxed wine
12. Light beer
13. Discount cheesecake
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Selfless politician
"green" industry
government health-care
...boxed wine?! That's a good deal...
You forgot these:
1. Thrift-store Underwear
2. Low-fat Mayo
3. Andy Razor
Uneventful Workfest...
Cubs in World Series
Happy camper
Government transparency
Oh, and this one:
4. Ozzie Guillen Sanity
Woohoo! No accidents during all three weeks of Workfest on the west side except me backing into a bus and Robyn pointing that out to the groups at closing. Talk about "eat crow pie".
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