Tuesday, July 7, 2009

So hard to pick from all these wonderful jobs

Help Delivering Fun --- Part-Time position delivering, picking up and setting up fun inflatables for parties, charitable events etc. Prefer you have your own vehicle. Call ###-###-#### or Cell ###-###-####. Must be physically fit, lifting can be heavy. Ask for Spacewalk

Sign Holder for Great Clips --- Sign holder needed for Washington great clips
please call to set up interview

Bartender --- We are currently accepting applications for a part time bartender. NO Drama queens with three stalker ex boyfiends or husbands in their lives. Must have your own dependable transportation

Ice Cream Truck Driver ---Seek person to drive my ice cream truck in ###### area, 1 hr 15 mins from St. Louis. This is 2 days a week position.

Bike Taxi --- St Louis 3Wheel Taxi is looking for drivers. We need drivers to operate our Bike Taxis during Cardinals home games, major events, and M L B All-Star Game downtown St Louis.

Trailer Park Overlord --- small trailer park and campground on the lake of the ozarks is looking for help in exchange for room and board. ...requirements: applicants should be open minded and accepting of alternative lifestyles. someone with strength and agility and not too big to occasionally crawl under a trailer to make a repair.


The recession appears to be over.

6 comments:

Christopher J said...

Over indeed, BO has done it!

Andy said...

I think you should drive an Ice Cream Truck while bartending. Shakespeare gotta get paid, son.

Christopher J said...

Bike Rickshaw may actually be kind of fun!

John said...

I'm just trying to imagine you as a Bike Taxi driver...

OH THE GLORY!

3 CHEERS FOR BO!!!

dies irae said...

Trailer Park Overlord! That CAP training would finally be utilized, son.

Anonymous said...

Do seats to the All Star game come with it?

If yes, how many? And where?

Might be worth a shot!